Concerning Coyotes and Other Pressing Matters

Concerning Coyotes and Other Pressing Matters

A pack was spotted

near the potted plants

in Mrs. Mann's back

yard. If you have kids, small

dogs or cats, it's important to note

they feed on these,

and please cover up your cans

of trash.

This just in, the Honky-tonk

Karaoke Classic has been upgraded

to a bonafied jamboree; courtesy

of Daniel Lee. Tickets are now

twelve dollars. Men who bring

their own beer

and women, half-price.

And congrats

to Mable Patz from mobile

park Eleven A. She won

our bingo bonanza yesterday

taking home a brand new plastic

grass backyard. Second

place went to her husband

Clay, so they also took

the decorative light strands

of Coors Light cans. Clay would now

prefer that he be referred to as Fancy

Pants!

Mr. Thompson lost his four

front teeth. It's been a week since

they were last seen, on the arm

of the plastic lawn-

chair that resides on the brown

spot beside his front "porch."

He has vowed not to

shoot on sight,

as his sign has warned, provided

his teeth are returned

unharmed.

Finally, the ice-cream-

social hosted by the activities

league of Park Four B

has been postponed

for reasons not disclosed

but they propose

that the following Tuesday will

do if the weather holds.

Thank you. The Management.