a woman cut me off today
then flipped me off
because i was only going ten miles an hour
over the speed limit
she was on her cell phone at the time
and had to let go of the
steering wheel to offer me
her middle finger.
as she sped
away, i saw a silver fish
on the back of her car and a bumper-
sticker reading "DRIVING FOR JESUS."
i too am religious
so i said a quick prayer
that she wrap her car around a telephone pole
as soon as possible.
I don't know why, but i really like this, The irony is amazing.
ReplyDeletethank you sir. who is the bigger hypocrite? and are there varying degrees of hypocrisy or is a hypocrite simply a hypocrite?
ReplyDeletei have found that we quickly and easily notice in others that which we despise in ourselves.